Show Stuff
You may have already received one erroneous email about this, and then a second one that is slightly more correct (but still probably erroneous in some way).
Here is what’s coming (Cincinnati, Columbus, Pittsburgh, all this week!):
Thursday June 5 at 8 PM
20th Century Theater (Cincinnati, OH)
With Paul and Storm, All Ages
Tickets: at box office or (513) 731-8000
http://www.the20thcenturytheatre.com/
Friday June 6 at 9 PM
CBR’s (Columbus, OH)
With Paul and Storm, 18+, Jello wrestling unlikely
Tickets: at box office only
http://www.cbrbar.com/
Saturday June 7 at 7 PM
Club Cafe (Pittsburgh, PA)
With Paul and Storm, 21+
Tickets: http://xrl.us/bmf2a
http://www.clubcafelive.com
Saturday June 21 at 7:30 PM
Highline Ballroom (NYC)
With Paul and Storm, All Ages
Tickets: http://xrl.us/bmf2g
http://www.highlineballroom.com/
Wednesday July 9, 8 PM
Lula Lounge (Toronto, ON)
With Paul and Storm, 19+
Tickets: http://xrl.us/bmhqa
http://www.lulalounge.ca/
Thursday July 10 at 8 PM
The Crofoot (Pontiac, MI)
With Paul and Storm, All Ages
Tickets: http://www.thecrofoot.com/events/235.html
Friday July 11 at 7 PM
Beachland Ballroom (Cleveland, OH)
With Paul and Storm, All Ages
Tickets: http://xrl.us/bmhqi
Song Fu Challenge #1
The challenge was to write a theme song for a TV show about ourselves (or in my case, me). I thought about it for a very short time before deciding that such a show would probably include some kind of monkey. Possibly even a monkey butler. Here’s the pitch for the show, which is obviously called “Monkey Shines”:
I am a stuffy, middle aged bachelor with an enormous inheritance. The monkey is a charming but unpredictable rake, who is also a master thief. In the pilot episode he is arrested while trying to steal my collection of jewels. He charms the judge, who much to my dismay orders that as a condition of his probation, the monkey must become my butler. Hilarity ensues as we try to live together, each of us coming to learn and appreciate the other’s perspective on life.
I think it’s got to be a talking monkey, I really don’t see any other way. Voting has begun: please do not use your sheer numbers to overwhelm the competition.
San Diego was Hot
Did I mention how hot it was at Lestat’s in San Diego? I think I may have. Here is evidence:
Monkey Update
Indeed, it’s an exciting time to be a monkey in a lab. For instance, you get to eat all the marshmallows you want, just as long as you use your robot arm to do it.
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