Thing a Week 9 – The Town Crotch
Last week was so computery, I wanted a little palette cleanser this week, so you’re getting a nice simple all-acoustic number. This song is based on a memory I wish I had – none of this actually happened, but it is cobbled together from the many tiny bits of kindness and desperation and longing that come with growing up in a small town. I was always into older women in high school, and there was a time when they all seemed so tall and big and wonderful – especially the dangerous ones. The ones who were “built for speed” and who maybe had a certain reputation, but really they were just fun to hang around with. And if you were a skinny freshman in a social situation that was way over your head, they would take care of you, and drive you home in their dark, fast, dangerous cars.
I give you: The Town Crotch
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Podcast Ho!
Our “podcast” is posted here on the PopSci site (for now, on the front page, under the picture of the yellow indy car): Best of What’s New 2005. Listen if you dare.
PopSci Podcast
John Hodgman and I are just this moment working on a podcast for Popular Science from the Best of What’s New show at Grand Central Station – technology innovations, shiny things, robot mops, etc. This will be posted tomorrow AM on the PopSci site, so check it out. There is a small theme song by yours truly.
In the meantime, here is a video of girls with pork chops on their heads and a lizard who terrifies them: Meat Hats (via BoingBoing). God bless you Japan.
Thing a Week 8 – Sibling Rivalry
This week, a little laptop music. I’ve been in airplanes and hotels all week, so everything had to happen inside my computer, which made for an interesting challenge. The vocal track is from some voice over work a friend of mine did for a TV show, cut up and arranged in Ableton Live. I added some loops, recorded a little guitar, and mixed it all on my Plantronics USB headset (all you audio engineers out there are cringing right now). I must tell you, for most of this week I despaired of getting to a place where this was in any way interesting. Then somehow in the last 24 hours the vocal track started to be “about” something, though I can’t say what. Sisters. Suspicious, fighting sisters. And someone goes to a mall.
Here is the song: Sibling Rivalry
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