Lazy Sunday
I haven’t seen anything really funny on SNL in a long time, but this is pretty good: Lazy Sunday
Flagrantly Wrong or Unmitigated
Deane sends me this thesaurusized version of the opening of Baby Got Back (as inspired by Chris Falvey on McSweeney’s):
Oh my supernatural being, Becky, look at her fleshy mounds above her legs
it is so extensive
She appears to be one of those spoken rhyming vocals guys romantic and/or sexual involvement
Who can explain the nature of those spoken rhyming vocal guys?
They only converse with her because she has the appearance of a somebody who receives money in return for sexual intercourse
I mean her fleshy mounds
It’s just so extensive
I can’t believe her fleshy mounds are so round
Suspended over there
I mean, it’s flagrantly wrong or unmitigated
Look, she’s just so belonging to an ethnic group with dark skin
I enjoy big fleshy mounds and I cannot say something that is untrue to deceive you
You other brothers can’t refuse to acknowledge
That when a girl walks in with an extremely small physical length around her stomach
And a globular thing in the front of your human head
You become more likely to move rapidly upward or forward in a series of rapid movements
Trippy
Old news, but if I haven’t seen it, it’s new to me: Barney vs. 2Pac
Thing a Week 13 – Drive
I don’t know what’s going on here, other to say that the gentleman in this song likes his car very much and doesn’t speak English that well. This is mostly a sketch at this point, it could stand to be dressed up quite a bit, but studio time was hard to come by this week so you’re going to have to suffer. I’m assuming that all the car companies will want to license it immediately for their commercials about people who LOVE TO DRIVE, especially if the car in the commercial is a Scion xB. All pimped out and phat. As they used to say in my day, “a bad ride.”
Here is the song: Drive
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