T-Shirt Results
It’s over! It’s all over! It looks as though Cute Monkey number one is the winner, though it was a close one. Congratulations to…let’s see, that monkey belonged to…Len?! WTF?! This whole thing seems a little rigged doesn’t it? But you can’t argue with the democratic process. I say again, all of them were awesome – thanks to everyone who participated. I will begin making shirts and things using that graphic. I also get the impression that people like the “Code Monkey like you” text, so I’ll use that. Len’s original graphics will still be available (now in green, yellow and gray) and I’m working on black shirts for all graphics. Stay tuned…
For those interested, the winner had 37 percent of the vote, with cute monkey 4 in hot pursuit with 27.
VTAW – Tom Cruise, Crazy
It’s not enough for Len to just do one of these, he’s got to do two of them. I think someone likes Batman…
Thing a Week 33 – Tom Cruise Crazy
Poor Tom Cruise. Sure, he’s got plenty of money and fame and power, but the dude is seriously effed up. I’m a fan, I think he’s a pretty pretty fellow and he makes a fine action film. And I’ve really enjoyed watching him freak out in public of late. But there’s something about these superfamous types that I find very sad – the Michael Jacksons, the Madonnas, and now I can’t think of a third one. Which just goes to show, it’s a very exclusive club – there are only a few of these people who get so absorbed by popular culture that they lose the ability to exist on our plane.
Note to Tom Cruise/Scientologist Heavies: please don’t sue me or have me killed.
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CDBaby Rules
Just got a note from CDBaby, the site that sells my CD online. They’ve just made a deal with a major music distributor so that participating record stores can order any CD Baby artist to stock in their stores. If for some reason you don’t trust the internet, or if you have never heard of the internet, or if you are locked inside a record store with no access to the internet, now you can ask your local record store to order a Coulton CD for you. Bricks and mortar!
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