Ruined Again

Congratulations!

Many congratulations to you and your family! Hopefully this doesn't inspire you to leave musicianship and start another career you've been dreaming about (like woodworking, or something).

Very nice! Congrats to you and your family and glad to hear all is well.

Congrats, Jonathan!

Be careful changing baby boy the diapers....
They can fire without warning.

Congratulations! That is very, very exciting! :)

As I said before congratulations to you and the whole Coulton family. I assume you aren't related to any of the no-u "Colton"'s including the likes of Scott Colton, apparently a professional wrestler and apparently Jewish - neither of which you are, I assume.

If my opinion mattered on the subject, I would say blogging is still work, while twittering, which is minimal blogging is still ok, assuming you have an actual keyboard, and aren't like text messaging them. Actually, I take that back - I know some people who can text message with quite a large amount of proficiency.....

But I digress.

Congratulations, again.

Linus Torvalds, the original creator of the Linux kernel famously said "Talk is cheap, show me the code." well in that same vain I say, uhh... "Photos?" I mean if you want, obviously. No one would want to pressure you to do something you wouldn't have done normally........

Roman

Big Congrats to you sir! That's wonderful news! *hugs* to your whole family!

Congratulations. I'm sure he will soon have more stuffed animals than you can imagine.

Congrats!

All I can say is congrats!

Just don't get your baby high :)

Congratulations! I hope you're planning to make onesies of the new tour shirts for him...

Congrats on JoCo2.0

Congratulations, Jonathan! Fatherhood is great the 2nd time, too!

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Oh, congratulations!! That's lovely news!!

Congrats, man! I've got three boys of my own, and I tell you, then only thing better than the birth of your first child is the second and third (if you dare!!!).

Congratulations!

Félicitations! Health and Happiness to you and your family.
May you each find what you are looking for.

Congratulations, and my deepest sympathies! ;)

Whoohoo! How awesome for you, daddy-o! :) I may have done research into reproduction, but you have the practical applications down to a science ;)

Congrats! :D :D :D

Awesome, man! May the child live long and prosper.

Congratulations! Enjoy as much time with your expanding family as you can!

Huge congrats and all the geek love in the world! I highly recommend having the girl first and the boy second, as that is what happened to me (like I could control it!) and know you will be in a haze of sleep-deprived bliss-agony for quite a while.

Please let Mrs. Coulton know we are thinking about her at our house too, and hope she and the little guy are doing well!

Hugs and kisses from Susie & the geeklings

Congrats dude! Wish I could go to the Dublin gig!

YAY!

Congratulations! I want to hear a lullaby version of "Re: Your Brains" next.

Congratulations to you and Mrs. JoCo!

Congratulations!!!

2x combo! Gratz!

Congrats. on the growing family. I was skeptical when I first met Dr. Martin, but you can't argue with success.

Congrats JoCo and (now-bigger) family!

@ Andy Baio, holy cow, your comment was weird to read... just *yesterday* for laughs I sat down and played a soft fingerpicked take on that tune, though I thought of it as "Re: Your Brains, the Iron & Wine version" rather than a lullaby.

Congrats on the 2.1 spawn update!

All the best to the whole family. And maybe Paul and Storm's rendition of "A better version of you" the next time you play a show with them. ;-)

Congratulations!

Congratulations indeed! And I second Lex's comment (don't even wash it with opium soap.)

Encubed, I think we decided that only applied to having daughters, so Jeff MacDougall has to become a full-time musician, but JoCo doesn't have to become a sand sculptor. :)

Oh, awesome! Many congratulations! x

Lovely news....congrats and all that goes with it!! :)

Wishing you clean diapers and lots of sleep! -- Lynette / NJ

Rock out, JoCo! Congrats!

"You Ruined Everything" is still one of my favs of yours, so I look forward to the hopefully eventual song written for this newest member of your family.

Congratulations to Mr. Coulton and family!

Congrats! Your first child obviously must be going through a rather abrupt upheaval. To ease his/her concerns, Paul and Storm have a great song to explain the transition: "A Better Version of You".

Oh my! I didn't even know your wife was pregnant! Congrats Jonathan, and tell your wife to take it easy :)

Also, out of curiosity, what is his name?

Congratulations! And: Who needs sleep? It's totaly overrated...

Congrats to JoCo & wife!

Congrats on the kidlet, now you can look forward to no sleep, anxiety and more stress than is healthy all over again.

HOORAY! Congrats!

I bet Big Sister needs her own version of "You Ruined Everything" now. :D

Congrats!

I'll play "A Better Version of You" by P&S tonight! :)

Add another one to the congratulations from all of us here at Radio KoL :)

You going to write a sequel song?
Both kids need their own song now... :P

Congrats! :)

Congratulations on spawning again!

Congratulations on the bouncing baby boy!

congrats!!!!!! :)

Congratulations!

Congrats! Best wishes.

The fatal robot wishes you all the best too.

Congratulations to you and Mrs. Coulton!!!
This is a valid excuse for not coming back to Mpls in the near future! :)

~Sharon

Congrats! Just make sure the new one picks up guitar ASAP. :)

Congrats! Are you going to commemorate this wonderful event with another song? ;)

Congratulations! Papa Coulton!!!

Congratulations JoCo, good luck with the new kid and all.

Congrats!

Mazel tov!!

Congrats! That's wonderful.

Where do we send the flowers? :P

Squee! Many congratulations to the Coulton family! How very exciting!!! ^_^
I hope you have one of the Re Your Brains bibs or onesies for him!

Very best wishes to you all! It's lovely that you can be around and take some time out from your rigorous life of Internet Superstardom to enjoy this time with your new bundle of joy!!!

And may I say squee again!!! ^_^

Congratulations! :)

Congratulations!

awww, congrats =)

Welcome JoCo Jr.! Your dad rocks! :)

If it helps to know this, number two was the most difficult adjustment. Any that come after this, it's just another plate at the table. (In a good way, of course.)

Congratulations! Two's a magic number. Wishing you all the best.

Congratulations! Enjoy the teeny-tiny fall-asleep-on-your-chest stage while you can.

(As you've already rebuilt yourself once, you'll notice that the upgrade to 2.1 is easier than 2.0 but the sleep deprivation is worse the second time around (after all you've likely been shortchanged for the better part of the past 3 yearzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....)

Congrats. :)

congrats... and good luck!

Congratulations! And also, please extend congratulations to Dr. Martin, would you?

Congrats! :-D

congratulations!!!!! glad to see the robots are increasing in numbers...

Congratulations! You brave, brave man... ;)

Congratulations, Jonathan and Mrs. Jonathan; --and best wishes!

Please post a baby pic when you have a moment!

Welcome, little one!

And congrats to the whole family - especially your little girl who is now a big sister :)

^_^

Congratulations on being a father again!

But, um, does your wife know yet?!

congratulations!
your kids have big shoes to fill, and i wish you and yours all the best in the world.

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can only assume he ruined everything... in the nicest way....

de-do,d0oo-de-dum, do-de-dum, do-de-dum, do.

Oh, and please wait to feed him the J'obama koolaid until he's at least walking age.

Congratulations!

If you had waited one more day we could have shared a birthday, haha

Congratulations!

Yesssssss, we are one step closer to a world of Coultons. Congrats on the baby!

Congrats!

Aw, great news! Congratulations!

Sweet!!! Congrats to you and the rest of the fam!!

Congrats on the new little one!!! You're now *officially* a parent. You only get "parent" credit with *two* or more because now the REAL parenting begins. Before you always KNEW who put Elmo in the toilet. Now you'll have to be a detective, mediator, and spy. :o)

Hugs,
Shell (mom to 3 boys and a girl)

My best wishes to you and your family! Did you have to pay off your daughter with a ridiculously extravagant gift like we did when our 2nd son was born? (as though a new brother isn't enough, sheesh!)

Congratulations!! I'm a few weeks away from the arrival of my own wrinkly, tiny human. Dr. Martin does good work indeed. Thanks for referring him!

L'chaim!

Wow, I'm slow and behind the curve, as usual, but Congratulations from our family to yours!

Soon you'll be needing a minivan. And you'll have to write a song about that.

Whoa! Major congrats, JoCo.

Congratulations, sir.

Still snickering at JoCo 2.0. CLEVER.

Congratulations, and I am envious. In an I'm-really-glad-I-don't-have-a-baby-again-but-babies-are-neat kind of way.

Many many congratulations, Jon. Nice work!

100th!

Also, congrats.

+1 congratulations

I know you want to keep your family out of things as much as possible, but it would be nice if you told us your children's (and your wife's) names. It's always "my wife" or "my daughter" and (now, probably) "my son." Just seems a bit impersonal. Would be nice to be able to put as

+1 congratulations

I know you want to keep your family out of things as much as possible, but it would be nice if you told us your children's (and your wife's) names. It's always "my wife" or "my daughter" and (now, probably) "my son." Just seems a bit impersonal. Would be nice to be able to put a name to an identification.

Congratulations!

Wow, congradulations! That's awesome, man!

huh. i had apparently not web stalked you properly. congratulations on: your new son, your first child, and your marriage or at least somewhat serious relationship.

...also congratulations on your losing your virginity, your adolescence, learning to walk & speak, and your birth.

man, i should really pay closer attention!

Re: JoCo 2.0

I was thinking 2.2
or perhaps 2.1.1 ?

whatever. congrats.

Congratuations! Pleased to hear everyone is happy and healthy!

Mazel Tov!

Congrats!

Also do you realize how many comments there are here compared to the last post? Well now all you need to know when you're hungry for comments is to mention is Coulton Junior(s).

Grats, Jonathan. I wish you all the very best. =]

Congrats, man! (and give your wife an atta-girl, as well!)

Congratulations Jonathan! I give you my best wishes as well; take all the time off you need.

So happy to hear of your newest creation! I wish a full and entertaining life for you and all your family! Hope he gets your creativity and your hair. :)
I say take the whole year off if you want - family comes first. Plus, I know you'd have tons of inspiration after that anyway.
So, dunno if it's proper to ask, but what's his name!?!

Congratulations to your spouse and you on successful delivery of project Coulton:TNG.2!

Re order of mention in previous:
"Maternity is a matter of fact; paternity is a matter of opinion."

Just saying.
Well done to both of you!

Congratulations!!

Hey man, congrats on your child :D

Grats man! Take a good long leave ;)

Congratulations!

Methinks that going through with your "The Audacity of Jokes" performance makes you neither dedicated professional nor irresponsible father: but something better than either: dedicated father. Doing what you can to bring about a better country for your newest arrival to grow up in.

Congratulations to you and your wife on being ruined again!

Congratulations on your newest little addition! I've got a couple of little ones myself (all girls so far, but I'm in the process of growing another one to make his/her debut this coming spring).

Hope you have plenty of time to enjoy that tiny baby phase while it lasts. :)

Mazel Tov!

Congratulations, but you left out his name and JoCo 2.0 gets old fast.

Congratulations all round!

Congratulations to you and your wife! Did you give him a name?

Man you weren't even showing last time I saw you. I bet you get your girlish figure back in no time.

Wow, CONGRATS, Jonathan!! That's such great news. Best to you and your growing family. :)

Many, many congratulations!! That's wonderful news.

Also -- you did an Obama benefit???? My respect for you has somehow, impossibly, gotten higher. Seriously, dude, I didn't know there was a "higher" to go to!

Whee, bravo and congratulations from Australia.

OK, Andy Baio's wish was my command: Re: Your Brains, The Lullaby.

Congrats to you and me. Always glad when it isn't mine.

Congratulations!

So, does he have his own monkey butler yet? :-)

Very cute, Rob! I think you may need to talk to your short colleague about upstaging, though. =D

Congratulations Jonathan (and family)!!!!
Post baby pics?

Congratulations!
My kids want your kids to know that their dad writes funny funny stuff!

Congratulations to you and your family, Jonathan!! We'll be here!

Well wishes to the whole family.

And I just wanted to again thank you for your song "You Ruined Everything".

It was the most accurate portrayal of the mixed feelings involved in having your first kid that I encountered in all my studies.

Either I haven't been following the blog closely enough, or this came completely out of the blue. Holy unexpectedness, Batman!

Congrats, and here's hoping that your wife and JoCoJunior are both doing fine!

Wow, Fantastic!! Congrats!

I join your other fans in clamoring for celebrity baby pictures. Although we will not fault you for waiting till after the little one has uncrumpled a bit :D

Wow, congratulations to the whole family! "A Better Version of You" should explain the situation to the older girl quite nicely.

Congratulations, and best wishes for you and your growing family, Jonathan!

Now, when do tickets for Dr. Coulton's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution go on sale?

Many congratulations to you and your family :)

Congratulations John!

Congrats! My wife and I are expecting our first in January...a girl.

We're really happy...and I'm terrified out of my mind.

Congratulations to you and your family ;D
" And they lived happily ever after " =)

Congrats! I'm sure he'll be writing songs about zombies and dinosaurs in no time.

Congrats, man! What about the name? :D

Wonderful news! Enjoy the time when they're this little and can't break your stuff yet. :)

Obama? I figured since you are smart you'd be a McCain man. Having kids will make you more conservitive. I have four and am part of the vast rightwinged conspiracy now.

Major congratulations man! Lucky kid, who could ask for a better role model? :)

Congrats are in order! Now the fun begins anew ;)

Congrats on little number 2. Very cool. My husband and I are debating that very subject right now and probably will be until I actually go off the pill :)

So thought I would see if you want to play my 2 year old birthday party in January. You can bring the whole family to Chicago for a little vacation. It would be a blast. Trust me, we aren't crazy, just fans. Well, maybe we are a littel crazy.

Congrats again - Jess

congratulations coultons one and all !

Congratulations!I wish you and your family helth,luck in life as in your career and lots and lots of love!

nice! more Coultons in this world... definitely a great thing... keep it coming ;)